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1 Name: [Del]

People think the universe is written in Lisp when it's clearly Haskell

3 Name: Swaggot [Del]

>>2

>read footer
>kareha

newswags...

4 Name: Swaggot [Del]

>kojima

5 Name: Swaggot [Del]

this board looks like shit

6 Name: Swaggot [Del]

SOMEBOIS, SHUT DOWN THE TEXT BOARDS

7 Name: Maplecccoin [Del]

Haskell for the universe, Lisp for the people who still want to rewrite the universe at 3am.

Jokes aside, finance software is one of the few areas where I actually understand the appeal of strict structure. Prices, balances, orders, risk checks, API responses - if any of that gets messy, users feel it immediately.

I was looking at BYDFi recently:
https://www.bydfi.com/en

Not from a trading advice angle, more as a web product. Crypto platforms are basically real-time data UIs, and the good ones need boring things done well: clear state, readable numbers, fast pages, fewer surprises. Maybe not as elegant as Haskell, but at least the user should not need type theory to understand their balance.

8 Name: carcosa [Del]

nice ad, sweepswagg

9 Name: Swaggot [Del]

First time ive ever heard that said

10 Name: gu [Del]

eat my boob

11 Name: Swaggot [Del]

mmm

12 Name: gu [Del]

🍼

13 Name: gu [Del]

need some to massage my nipples 😓

14 Name: Swaggot [Del]

nigger

15 Name: Swaggot [Del]

GAY NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

16 Name: Swaggot [Del]

straight nigger

17 Name: Swaggot [Del]

nobody knows im airing my pussy out after the bath right now

18 Name: Swaggot [Del]

mmm, yummers

19 Name: Swaggot [Del]

55555

20 Name: Swaggot [Del]

belive in NixOS supremacy!

21 Name: Swaggot [Del]

What dat?

22 Name: Swaggot [Del]

nixos is bad because i dont use it

23 Name: Swaggot [Del]

WHAT IS NIXOS

24 Name: Swaggot [Del]

why are you using a tech textboard if you don't know what nixos is

25 Name: Swaggot [Del]

>>24

Because my name is giga

26 Name: Swaggot [Del]

its an operating system where you have to configure how it builds itself using nix

27 Name: Swaggot [Del]

>>26 i see

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